They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee. Allan Sherman Read Quote
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it. Allan Sherman Read Quote
Adultery – which is the only grounds for divorce in New York – is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. Allan Sherman Read Quote
In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world. Allan Sherman Read Quote
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can’t love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can’t hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes. Allan Sherman Read Quote
Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There’s a land where they’ve never heard of cholesterol. Allan Sherman Read Quote