Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else. Allan Sherman Read Quote
It’s a play where something went wrong, ‘Cause it’s five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning ’til end, Then your bladder better be strong! Allan Sherman Read Quote
Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don’t, someone else will. Allan Sherman Read Quote
I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich. Allan Sherman Read Quote
I didn’t decide I was crazy until 1952. That’s when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy. Allan Sherman Read Quote
I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn’t pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn’t pay the bill either, but it was cheaper. Allan Sherman Read Quote
Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn’t have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon. Allan Sherman Read Quote
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck. Allan Sherman Read Quote
When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents. Allan Sherman Read Quote
I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren’t meeting either. Allan Sherman Read Quote
