If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial. Allan Carr Read Quote
I haven’t really got much get up and go. I can’t believe I’m on the telly. I’m so lazy. Allan Carr Read Quote
I’m just generally hugely frustrated, I’m a very, very frustrated man. I’m just a ball of pent-up frustration. Allan Carr Read Quote
I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn’t say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved. Allan Carr Read Quote
I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl. Allan Carr Read Quote
I think over there in Montreal they’re a bit hardcore with the old homos. They’re not that keen on them. Allan Carr Read Quote
I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don’t think I’m a celebrity myself. Allan Carr Read Quote
You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman… I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home. Allan Carr Read Quote
