My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Read Quote
If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Read Quote
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Read Quote
I’ve always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Read Quote
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Read Quote
