I want to write my daughter something about how much I love her and what I would want to say to her before I die. Ali Wong Read Quote
Some people do specials, like, when they’ve only been doing comedy for three years or something. Which is fine! But I’m kind of old fashioned, and I knew that I didn’t want to do one too early. Ali Wong Read Quote
It’s unfair to the hard-core stay-at-home moms to pretend you’re able to have an amazing body by chasing around your kids. Ali Wong Read Quote
I think one of the hardest things to talk about as a comic is having money because it’s so unrelatable. Ali Wong Read Quote
I’m always asked how my husband is feeling about my success with a note of concern. He feels great. It’s not hard to feel good about your spouse making money. Ali Wong Read Quote
Before my dad passed away, I would miss a lot of baby showers and weddings, sacrificed a lot of family and friend events for dumb road dates. I don’t do that anymore. It’s gone in the other direction. I’m more inclined to put family and friends first. Ali Wong Read Quote
Women, a lot of the time, are so much funnier than men, but they just choose not to do comedy for a living. Ali Wong Read Quote
I’m addicted to picking my nose. In a world of red tape and bureaucracy, where it takes forever to buy a house or get a cell-phone plan going, it’s so instant to just stick your finger up there and go for something your own body produces. Ali Wong Read Quote
A couple of female standup comics I know refer to their kids as their Little Career Killers. I was like, I really do not want to feel that way. Ali Wong Read Quote
