People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’ Adam Carolla Read Quote
If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station. Adam Carolla Read Quote
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was? Adam Carolla Read Quote
When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds. Adam Carolla Read Quote
If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’ Adam Carolla Read Quote
Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff. Adam Carolla Read Quote
I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial. Adam Carolla Read Quote
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself. Adam Carolla Read Quote
