The real question is: if you knew there was a god, would you behave any differently? And if the answer is yes, then perhaps you should assume there is. A. A. Gill Read Quote
I don’t know if English is the only language where some expressions only and solely mean the opposite of what they say but we do have an awful lot of them. A. A. Gill Read Quote
In fact, everybody should wake up smelling nice. I go further, there is not an excuse, ever, not to smell nice, particularly your feet. A. A. Gill Read Quote
The part that makes you unique is the bit people will like or fear, fall in love with, or try to avoid. A. A. Gill Read Quote
Trying to learn to be a good man is like learning to play tennis against a wall. You are only a good man – a competent, capable, interesting and lovable man – when you’re doing it for, or with, other people. A. A. Gill Read Quote
Learning Jimmy Carr riffs off by heart is not the way to anyone’s heart, unless you’re Jimmy Carr. And remember, the two most attractive things in a man is a sense of danger and being able to make a girl feel really safe. A. A. Gill Read Quote
The trouble with righting some wrongs is that it makes the remaining ones seem even more unbearable. A. A. Gill Read Quote
A cravat has to be approached with consummate self-confidence and a devilish nonchalance. A cravat has to be grasped by a man who knows how to treat a cravat. A. A. Gill Read Quote
I’m frightened of my innate vanity. I mean: the suits lined with scarves? Even I know the warning signs. I could quite easily end up in a tiny Playboy mansion, all on my own. A. A. Gill Read Quote
I don’t do dinner parties. I have people come to share the food I’ve cooked for the family. A. A. Gill Read Quote
