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Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative.

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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

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Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it’s funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something’s funny and you’re the subject of it, sometimes it’s more offensive. If someone’s insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

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April 21, 2024

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it’s funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something’s funny and you’re the subject of it, sometimes it’s more offensive. If someone’s insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

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April 21, 2024

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

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