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I’d much rather eat exactly what I want, and then burn it off, than diet.

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Ricky Gervais

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I don’t like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, ‘What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?’ and they get a round the applause. I think, ‘Well that’s not a joke. That’s just your biased opinion.’

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I don’t do one-liners, because you don’t learn anything about that comedian.

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May 26, 2024

I don’t do one-liners, because you don’t learn anything about that comedian.

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May 26, 2024

I don’t like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, ‘What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?’ and they get a round the applause. I think, ‘Well that’s not a joke. That’s just your biased opinion.’

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