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I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, something funny ends up coming out. What I’ll do is tape-record it, and it will end up coming out even funnier. And I add more punch lines.

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I heard Cher say, ‘I answer to two people: Myself and God.’ I say, ‘I only answer to me. I’m not sure I appreciate God’s opinion.’

I’ve never wanted to be a person where somebody would be like, ‘I like her; she’s okay.’ Love or hate is fine, because it sells tickets.

May 6, 2024

I’ve never wanted to be a person where somebody would be like, ‘I like her; she’s okay.’ Love or hate is fine, because it sells tickets.

May 6, 2024

I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, something funny ends up coming out. What I’ll do is tape-record it, and it will end up coming out even funnier. And I add more punch lines.

Lisa Lampanelli

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I heard Cher say, ‘I answer to two people: Myself and God.’ I say, ‘I only answer to me. I’m not sure I appreciate God’s opinion.’

I’ve never wanted to be a person where somebody would be like, ‘I like her; she’s okay.’ Love or hate is fine, because it sells tickets.

I’ve never wanted to be a person where somebody would be like, ‘I like her; she’s okay.’ Love or hate is fine, because it sells tickets.

I heard Cher say, ‘I answer to two people: Myself and God.’ I say, ‘I only answer to me. I’m not sure I appreciate God’s opinion.’

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I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, something funny ends up coming out. What I’ll do is tape-record it, and it will end up coming out even funnier. And I add more punch lines.

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