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Here’s the point – you’re looking at affirmative action, and you’re looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who’s gonna wanna work?

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A joke is a joke. There’s an expression – I don’t know if you have it – that’s ‘adding insult to injury.’

May 3, 2024

If you’re going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you’ve also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you’re going to have rioting in the streets.

Here’s the point – you’re looking at affirmative action, and you’re looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who’s gonna wanna work?

Jon Stewart

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If you’re going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you’ve also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you’re going to have rioting in the streets.

A joke is a joke. There’s an expression – I don’t know if you have it – that’s ‘adding insult to injury.’

A joke is a joke. There’s an expression – I don’t know if you have it – that’s ‘adding insult to injury.’

If you’re going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you’ve also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you’re going to have rioting in the streets.

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