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I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn’t going to do in my stand-up routine.

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I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn’t going to do in my stand-up routine.

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I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I’m probably the opposite of a vegan.

I’m a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

I’m a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I’m probably the opposite of a vegan.

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