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I have a couple freeloader friends, but it’s okay. I know they’re gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

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Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I’ll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as ‘the baby’s room,’ which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby’s room because it confuses people and it’s creepy.

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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

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April 21, 2024

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

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April 21, 2024

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I’ll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as ‘the baby’s room,’ which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby’s room because it confuses people and it’s creepy.

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