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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

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I reached a point towards the end on the old heart where I had trouble getting out of a chair. All I wanted to do was get out of bed in the morning and walk to my office and sit back down in the chair. Now I throw 50 pound bags of horse feed in the back of my pickup truck and I don’t even think about it. I’m back doing those things.

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Personally, I’d like to visit every corner of the earth. But I don’t know as I’ll ever be able to accomplish that.

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April 25, 2024

Personally, I’d like to visit every corner of the earth. But I don’t know as I’ll ever be able to accomplish that.

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April 25, 2024

I reached a point towards the end on the old heart where I had trouble getting out of a chair. All I wanted to do was get out of bed in the morning and walk to my office and sit back down in the chair. Now I throw 50 pound bags of horse feed in the back of my pickup truck and I don’t even think about it. I’m back doing those things.

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